August 9, 2025

Victoria Mboko and the Rise of My Unexpected Tennis Obsession

Victoria Mboko, a rising tennis star, recently captured attention by winning the National Bank Open, a prestigious WTA 1000 tournament. Born to Congolese parents in the USA and raised in Canada, she showcased exceptional skill and composure, defeating top competitors like Sofia Kenin and Naomi Osaka, marking a significant milestone in her career.

June 19, 2025

Can A Halal Cart Fix New York? I Hope Zohran Mamdani Proves It.

Zohran Mamdani, a socialist and state assembly member, is running a unique campaign for mayor of New York, focusing on issues like rising food costs and vendor permits. His relatable personality and innovative strategies challenge established politicians, highlighting the need for affordable living conditions and genuine representation in politics.

May 31, 2025

22 Years Later: Zimbabwe Finally Gets to Update Its Test Match Status on Facebook

Let me say this upfront: Zimbabwe didn’t just return to Test cricket against England at Trent Bridge after 22 years. We reappeared from the fog of memory, myth, and many mediocre Twitter threads. And somehow, we held our own.

You see, to understand why this mattered — really mattered — you need to know that Zimbabwean cricket is not just a sport. It’s a metaphor, a punchline, a political football, a WhatsApp rumour mill, a tale of lost innocence, and, recently, a redemption arc that would make Hollywood blush.

May 14, 2025

Afrikaner Refugees Flee South Africa… Straight Into a Trump Rally and the Arms of Fox News

Imagine this: you’re part of a settler colonial elite that enjoyed over three centuries of stolen land, free labour, racially segregated suburbs, and the unique privilege of not knowing who Brenda Fassie is — and then democracy happens. Tragic. So, like any self-respecting heir of colonial plunder, you pack your bags, grab your Bible, forget your history, and declare yourself a “refugee” fleeing the horrifying, unspeakable terror of… equality.

April 30, 2025

Woke Up Like This: Why the Anti-Woke Movement Needs a Nap

Look, I get it. “Woke” is annoying. Not the meaning—just the word. Like “moist” or “synergy,” it triggers something visceral. It’s everywhere. It’s in corporate hashtags, on reusable coffee cups, and occasionally screamed by your uncle who thinks Greta Thunberg is a sleeper agent sent by George Soros and Beyoncé.
But while you’re frothing at the mouth about Dr. Seuss being “cancelled,” may I humbly suggest: maybe, just maybe, the anti-woke movement is the real problem?
Let’s rewind.