22 Years Later: Zimbabwe Finally Gets to Update Its Test Match Status on Facebook
Let me say this upfront: Zimbabwe didn’t just return to Test cricket against England at Trent Bridge after 22 years. We reappeared from the fog of memory, myth, and many mediocre Twitter threads. And somehow, we held our own.
You see, to understand why this mattered — really mattered — you need to know that Zimbabwean cricket is not just a sport. It’s a metaphor, a punchline, a political football, a WhatsApp rumour mill, a tale of lost innocence, and, recently, a redemption arc that would make Hollywood blush.
India vs Pakistan: Fireworks, Fallout, and Now (Thankfully) a Ceasefire – Why Zimbabwe Should Care
In case your WhatsApp university group has been mysteriously quiet this week (or your Indian roommate has been furiously refreshing the news while microwaving sadza), here’s a quick update: India and Pakistan almost nuked each other again, but now there’s a ceasefire. Phew.
Let’s unpack this mess with the seriousness it deserves and the humour it secretly needs.
Afrikaner Refugees Flee South Africa… Straight Into a Trump Rally and the Arms of Fox News
Imagine this: you’re part of a settler colonial elite that enjoyed over three centuries of stolen land, free labour, racially segregated suburbs, and the unique privilege of not knowing who Brenda Fassie is — and then democracy happens. Tragic. So, like any self-respecting heir of colonial plunder, you pack your bags, grab your Bible, forget your history, and declare yourself a “refugee” fleeing the horrifying, unspeakable terror of… equality.
